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The Proposal

On Being Assaulted by a Mad Old Frenchwoman in St Peter's Square

The Pedestrian's Official Endorsement for the Prime Minister of Great Britain

Against Independent Shops

On Visiting a Pole Dancer

On the Diet of the Poor

On the Uselessness of English Teachers

An Anarch at the Job Centre

The Tyranny of the Working Class

On Helping the Mentally Handicapped

How to Get a Job

Against Satire

On Convincing Grandmother that Hitler is Alive and Well

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