The Proposal
On Being Assaulted by a Mad Old Frenchwoman in St Peter's Square
The Pedestrian's Official Endorsement for the Prime Minister of Great Britain
Against Independent Shops
On Visiting a Pole Dancer
On the Diet of the Poor
On the Uselessness of English Teachers
An Anarch at the Job Centre
The Tyranny of the Working Class
On Helping the Mentally Handicapped
How to Get a Job
Against Satire
On Convincing Grandmother that Hitler is Alive and Well
