Celebrated author, independent Dickens scholar, Burkean conservative, satirist and cult Epigrammatist William Guppy publishes his miscellaneous work for the very first time.
These writings — which concern topics as far-reaching as the perversion of bodybuilding, the impenetrability of the Japanese tongue, and the phenomenon of liberal democrats going “cruising” on Hampstead Heath, as well as how to go for a piss in a restaurant without buying anything — have been deemed too controversial, provocative or simply “just not what we’re looking for” by the outlets which otherwise patronise the author’s pen.
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