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You will never make it you cringe fag

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Yet more cope.

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Guppy just go to the blasted gym

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by William Guppy

I have been Kaki-Bundo'd

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by William Guppy

William I think you would enjoy my letter about garfield the cat https://eggreport.substack.com/p/dave-sim-and-jim-davis-a-contrast

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Randy, is that you? What a pleasure.

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by William Guppy

How do you do

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brilliant work as always guppy. nice to see you on substack. cheers

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Cringe

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Well said William. As a muscled, lean, yet educated man, you've inspired me to skip the "gym" this week and instead brush up on my Russian. Typo in the second sentence by the way.

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Privet! my good man. I can tell you that nothing brings me greater joy than to know that I have saved another soul from the gymnasium.

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Brilliant! Now I can feel good about my 220lbs body and I can continui reading an ero novel alone in my dark bedroom. I mean, being a virgin is not that bad right? Compared to being those intellectual stucked 6pack right wingers.

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Well, being a virgin is in fact good and desirable if you're not married.

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To be really fit, you don't need to work out more than 7 hours a week. You're pretentious and fail to recognize that one can be in great physical shape and an intellectual. There is a correlation with physical abilities and IQ.

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I'm particularly disheartened by the fact that I can't find any reference to a "Kaki-Bundo effect" anywhere outside this article. Anyone who can point me to a study or source of some kind will have my eternal gratitude.

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You need to search using kanji in a proper comparative literature liblaly

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post fizeek

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Lambasting a movement for its lack of intellect, then lambasting the quotes the movement spouts for not being intellectual enough, then quoting a make-believe political system based on slavery.

And those two paragraphs going into detail about a made-up concept fail describing a process inherent to all languages (evolution) that somehow only affects the Japanese language.

What an inefficient writer you are

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The author obviously skips leg day and posts brainlet memes on 4chan/tv/

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When I do resistance training, trainer and I are only ones in facilty. Machines are preset based on the prior weeks performance. Spend less than 15 minutes total on 5 machines working to exhaustion on each machine. I do it once a week. Still have plenty of time for the library.

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