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Beach Nationalist's avatar

You will never make it you cringe fag

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Guppy is gay's avatar

Yet more cope.

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MBWolves's avatar

Guppy just go to the blasted gym

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Egg Report's avatar

I have been Kaki-Bundo'd

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Egg Report's avatar

William I think you would enjoy my letter about garfield the cat https://eggreport.substack.com/p/dave-sim-and-jim-davis-a-contrast

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William Guppy's avatar

Randy, is that you? What a pleasure.

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Egg Report's avatar

How do you do

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Ash's avatar

Cringe

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werther's avatar

brilliant work as always guppy. nice to see you on substack. cheers

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Sigma Gael's avatar

Well said William. As a muscled, lean, yet educated man, you've inspired me to skip the "gym" this week and instead brush up on my Russian. Typo in the second sentence by the way.

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William Guppy's avatar

Privet! my good man. I can tell you that nothing brings me greater joy than to know that I have saved another soul from the gymnasium.

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Don Juan's avatar

Brilliant! Now I can feel good about my 220lbs body and I can continui reading an ero novel alone in my dark bedroom. I mean, being a virgin is not that bad right? Compared to being those intellectual stucked 6pack right wingers.

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Cadwalen Cadvan's avatar

Well, being a virgin is in fact good and desirable if you're not married.

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Andy's avatar

post fizeek

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NigNogGonnaJog's avatar

To be really fit, you don't need to work out more than 7 hours a week. You're pretentious and fail to recognize that one can be in great physical shape and an intellectual. There is a correlation with physical abilities and IQ.

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Leisure Man's dark sercrets's avatar

The author obviously skips leg day and posts brainlet memes on 4chan/tv/

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Bob Friar's avatar

I'm particularly disheartened by the fact that I can't find any reference to a "Kaki-Bundo effect" anywhere outside this article. Anyone who can point me to a study or source of some kind will have my eternal gratitude.

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yewman's avatar

You need to search using kanji in a proper comparative literature liblaly

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reineke's avatar

"The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools." That is a quote by Thycidides. Yet you claim to surpass this wisdom.

Working out Takes 4 to 5 hours per week and yet you Tell me, that this is impossible, while having academic ambitions? Stop watching TV or stand up some hours earlier, that is what is keeping you mediocre.

What you really want ist to have the Body be subordiated by the mind, which ist only the case, because you seek a host to carry you. Stop whining and become more like these "homosexual greeks". They were more of a man than you.

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Tupu Tamare's avatar

Lambasting a movement for its lack of intellect, then lambasting the quotes the movement spouts for not being intellectual enough, then quoting a make-believe political system based on slavery.

And those two paragraphs going into detail about a made-up concept fail describing a process inherent to all languages (evolution) that somehow only affects the Japanese language.

What an inefficient writer you are

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